Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Basic Strip Club Etiquette

Every person has to go through that awkward first appearance at a strip club, and there are several things you need to know before stepping foot into a strip club. It's the basic rules of the club that no one really talks about but are there regardless of whether you think so or not. Most of them are just common sense but are crucial to enjoying a lap dance without getting kicked out of the club.

1. DO NOT touch the strippers. This is probably the fastest way to get kicked out of the club. The girls do not like it when someone just grabs them without their consent. The best rule if you really want to touch is to ask or follow her lead. If she puts your hands somewhere on her then you are okay to touch those spots ONLY.
2. Do not fall in love with the women. They will never love you back the whole thing is just a job to them. It's better just to keep that in mind and enjoy yourself.
3. Don't spend too much money. It's good to bring a set amount of money you are willing to spend like $100. Don't spend any more than that and don't use your credit or debit card because you will then spend more money than you probably should have. Your card will also leave a trail of where you have been so if there is someone you definitely don't want knowing you were at a strip club stay away from the card, cash is always best.
4. Do NOT get drunk. The women hate that and you will only end up with no money or kicked out of the club. Drink a little bit but don't go overboard because bad things will always happen.
5. Treat the strippers like people. Don't degrade them because they are people and have emotions and they have the ability to get you kicked out of the club faster than you can imagine.
6. Do not talk with, communicate to, or look at, the DJ. Every single DJ in every single strip club is an a*shole and it is universally known that they will try to ruin your night. Don't pay any attention to them and don't let whatever they say ruin your night.
7. If you sit at perverts row make sure you tip. It is an insult not to tip and you are only taking the spot of someone who would tip.
8. Dress nicely. Dancers hate it when they get guys who don't dress halfway decent. It's a huge turnoff to them. Just put on a half way decent shirt, splash on some cologne and you should be good to go.
9. Do Not tip in coins. This is the most insulting thing you could do to the women.
10. Buy your buddy a dance now and then and don't bother him when he is getting a dance. Nothing is more annoying than getting bugged in the middle of a dance and buying him a dance lets him know that you got his back and usually they will return the favor.

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Monday, August 13, 2012